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Blubber gets me hard

Seriously now, why?

Why do half the fat chicks on OKCupid feel the need to act as though they are getting every and any man they desire and are automatically better than anyone? I've seen MEN on OKcupid I'd rather take on a date than most of these fat chicks. And yet they always post themselves in "sexy" positions (sexy of course meaning "showing more pale cellulite") and talk about how they're too good for us men.

The most recent example of this I've found.

Don't get so stiff indeed.

I would, but I prefer my women to have their breasts protruding out FARTHER from their body than their stomachs.

I could write a whole separate BOOK on her profile. My favorite 3 parts:

1. She appears to think she's Korean enough to go by an asian name.
2. She freely admits to being a musician... and being deaf. That's a combination that always works!
3. The best part: She claims that men seem to want her as nothing but a sex toy... and then admits to being a virgin.

No seriously, what the fuck man.

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